The gift they didn't mean to give you…

The holiday season is behind us. It’s a whole new year. You spent the gauntlet of November and December spreading love (and wrapped gifts) to the people in your life. Now you’re just spent.

But you’re also sitting on a pile of holiday cash, perhaps gifted from your most problematic and conservative relations. Know what might be a fun way to use it?

Use your fam’s money to fuel your next gay orgasm. 

And by doing so, let them unwittingly support the queer, sex-positive community.

Take that, Grandma!

You played nice during the holidays, spreading joy and keeping the peace. But when’s the last time you brought joy to your world?

Here's to another year of playful exploration, boundless pleasure, and queer love.

Throw your Christmas cash at one of these adorable monsters.