THE FUTURE (of sex toys) IS HERE!

Back in the day, when the earliest cute little fuckers first emerged on the scene, the media raved that we were breaking the sex toy binary.

And it was sort of true. AFAB folks had clit vibes and dildos. And AMAB folks had dildos and… the Fleshlight?

But more than that, the design of the toys out there was just so… limiting. You could choose a hyperrealistic toy that looked like a dick. Or you could buy something abstract, all clean lines and soft curves, void of all expression. 😩

Then our monsters appeared–all cute and fun and welcoming–and it was as if people suddenly realized: Holy crap… our sex toys can do and be it all if we want them to… and they can do it for every body!

Well, now it's 2026 and we're basically living in the future. 

Cute Little Fuckers is—and remains—the future of sex toys. And y’all: The future is more fun than it ever was before: more fluid, more inclusive, more playful... heck, the possibilities for sexual expression are limitless!

I am so here for a future in which sex is no longer some secret, taboo thing. In 2026, it’s all going to be about fun celebration. So grab your Little Fuckers toy and join us in the FUTURE! 🚀💦

Embrace the future of sex toys and get your own Little Fucker!