The best cure for an unstuffed stocking…

It’s the day after Christmas. The beginning of that weird in-between time between gift giving and New Year’s Eve revelry, and you’re sitting there with nothing to distract you aside from that giant pile of cash you just received from your most problematic relatives.

What to do… what to do… ? 🤔

I don’t know about you, but after a string of holiday meals where you’ve had to listen to Aunt Edna terrorize the table with tales of The Gay Agenda and Uncle John bemoan the rise of the Woke Left, it feels like it could be a total blast to use the money they gifted you to fund your next gay orgasm.

What better way to clap back than by letting them unwittingly support the queer, sex-positive community?

You kept your mouth shut as you passed the holiday ham and nibbled on five different varieties of pies. Now it’s time to bring some joy to your world.

Here's to another year of playful exploration, boundless pleasure, and queer love.

Turn your Christmas cash into radical queer orgasms!