Sex Toy Ground Score

Have I ever told you about the time someone emailed me to tell me they’d found a random Zeep in the middle of the road? It doesn’t end there.

Please.

Allow me to make your day.

So, one evening, this person was walking around Berlin when they found our cute little bug in the middle of the road. 🐛🍃

As soon as they realized the adorable monster they’d found was actually a vibrator (score!), they were over the moon. They pocketed Zeep, took it home, and proceeded to have the time of their lives (hopefully after washing it first 😬).

Their wild night with Zeep was so freaking good, they spent an inordinate amount of time searching the internet to figure out where the toy had come from so they could thank me.

Which eventually brought them to the CLF website, and into my inbox which, let me tell you, certainly made my day.

While we can’t responsibly condone using sex toys you found on the street (though we won’t yuck your yum), it’s always good to hear about another satisfied cutie. 😊

Get yourself a Zeep (from the website… not the ground)