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Having a good time with Morrie? Is Princette your new bestie? Does Starsi make you see stars? ✨✨✨
I love that for you, but I have to ask… have you tried all the vibrational settings?
Lowdown on the 10 CLF Settings
Each cute little fucker is equipped with 10 different settings, each of them designed to make play time the most fun ever.
1. The “Let’s Get This Party Started”
The first five rhythms are your classic steady vibrations that slowly increase in intensity. The first level may be the least intense, but it’s still powerful enough to pack a pretty big punch, for such a small vibrator.
2. The “Vibes Are Vibing”
Why hello there. Yes. This slightly more intense vibration is ready to take you on a wild ride.
3. The “Getting Down with Your Bad Self”
The vibrations continue to intensify, bringing you to the midpoint of how powerful this steady vibe can get. This is when you really start to get into a rhythm.
4. The “Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger”
Just when you think things can’t get any more powerful, the next press of the button brings things up yet another notch.
5. The “Rock Me Like a Hurricane”
Hold on tight y’all.

6.. “The Wave” 🌊
This is when the patterns come into the picture. Veering away from that steady rumble, The Wave has you riding a delectable swell of pleasure up and down and up and down and on and on and on.
7. “The Alarm Clock”
The second pattern is a relentless, repeating buzz that pumps up your arousal in deliciously excruciating slow motion. ⏰ Far less maddening than your actual alarm clock, but no less persistent.
8 “The No-Snooze Button”
This one is like The Alarm Clock but faster. More insistent.
9. “The Dubstep Beat”
The next pattern is a wobble bass with a bum bum bum buuuummm rhythm that takes you to the edge and then backs off again, over and over and over. 🪩
10. “The Space Odyssey”
And finally, there’s The Space Odyssey, reminiscent of the first three notes of the extra dramatic “sprach Zarathustra, Op. 30,” which plays at the beginning of 2001: A Space Odyssey. A true grand opus for your orgasm.
Interestingly enough, this rhythm is also great for edging. 😉🚀
Of course, it’s natural for folks to find a favorite and stick with it. In fact, I’ve heard some people knock the patterns, and that’s totally okay.
But trying out different patterns and intensities can be a great way to try out all different types of play from foreplay and teasing to edging to more targeted stimulation. So I say: don’t knock 'em until you rock 'em!




