“There were screams.” (You gotta love it)

You gotta love a review with the subject line “There were screams.”

When I saw the header for Pretty Squid’s Zeep review, I couldn’t help but giggle. Reading on, you can’t deny they have a way with words.

After trying out Zeep, pretty squid wrote:

Screams, moans, unbelieving gasps, and crotchal-to-crotchal vibrator sharing. Then there was a lot of lying back exhausted, breathing heavily, and saying of the word "Wow." Fantastic for couples without penii. 

(Probably fantastic in other contexts, as well, though I can't attest either way to that.)

I love the way this story unfolds. Thanks for sharing, pretty squid!

And everyone else: Keep those stories coming! Reading about your positive experiences gives me (and many others!) life.

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